Don't know the Polish for 'I swear, your Honour, I have no idea how the road sign ended up in my hotel.' Or for that matter 'I honestly thought it was just talcuum powder.' Then perhaps you should make a note of these guys number? After all there are some situations where you can rely on just your foreign charm and a cheeky wink, and there are others when the help of a professional is most definitely needed. Of course you could just behave yourself in the first place...
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